wake up, my love

fueledbypureawesome:

commandercocktease:

Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church

wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i mean i’m just sayin

well done, mr. brand.

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backyardskills:

laughterkey:

yagazieemezi:

French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.

These are gorgeous.

Yeah, these are fucking awesome. 

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thewittyginger:

I have a new URL.  Formerly atfirstiherped.tumblr.com

well what the fuck am i supposed to do now mitchell. .

you selfish fuck 

bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

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itsjustkiikii:

raygracy:

cynicalpirateoftheelusiveheart:

Okay but the squirrel one…

The opossum..omg

This is so damn funny.

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not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

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